Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Description: A retro Miami-inspired design featuring Cletus the golden retriever rocking sunglasses and a camo hat against a neon skyline. DTF stands for Down To Fetch.

Description: Paco may have made a few questionable decisions, but he deserves a second chance. Show your support with the Free Paco tee.

Description: Cletus and Chuy hit the lake for a day of fishing, cold drinks, and questionable life choices. A funny fishing design for anglers, outdoorsmen, and fans of The Redneck Retriever.

Description: The legendary sleepy Chihuahua from The Redneck Retriever. Featuring Chuy’s signature blue bandana and gold chain in an ultra-realistic portrait design.

Description: A parody-inspired design featuring Chuy, the self-proclaimed Torta King. Rocking the legendary mullet, flashy shirt, and king belt buckle, Chuy is always on the hunt for a big beautiful torta. Perfect for fans of The Redneck Retriever, Chihuahua humor, and over-the-top comedy.

Description: Straight from Paco’s viral bodycam adventures. When things get interesting, Paco has only one thing to say: “Hold My Taco.” Perfect for fans of The Redneck Retriever and anyone who appreciates a good laugh.

Description: High-octane Cletus Pawscar racing design featuring everyone’s favorite golden retriever behind the wheel. Vintage racing vibes, southern humor, mud, horsepower, and pure Redneck Retriever chaos.