Description: A vintage tobacco-inspired parody design featuring Cletus the golden retriever in his signature camo hat. Distressed Americana styling with classic red-and-white packaging artwork and Redneck Retriever branding.
$15.00
Description: A retro Miami-inspired design featuring Cletus the golden retriever rocking sunglasses and a camo hat against a neon skyline. DTF stands for Down To Fetch.
$15.00
Description: A retro Miami-inspired design featuring Cletus the golden retriever rocking sunglasses and a camo hat against a neon skyline. DTF stands for Down To Fetch.
$22.00
Description: Sleepy Chuy is doing his best to survive Monday. Featuring a realistic Chihuahua wearing a red bandana with his signature exhausted expression and the phrase “Mondays Are No Bueno.”
$15.00
Description: Paco may have made a few questionable decisions, but he deserves a second chance. Show your support with the Free Paco tee.
$22.00
Description: Cletus and Chuy hit the lake for a day of fishing, cold drinks, and questionable life choices. A funny fishing design for anglers, outdoorsmen, and fans of The Redneck Retriever.
$22.00
Description: Sleepy but dangerous. Chuy’s official mugshot proves that size doesn’t matter when attitude is involved.
$22.00
Description: The legendary Cletus has been booked for Drunken Retrieval. Featuring the Redneck Retriever in a vintage mugshot lineup with rustic hunting-country style artwork.
$22.00
Description: Funny 4th of July Cletus design featuring patriotic fireworks, a Roman candle, and classic Redneck Retriever humor. Perfect for Independence Day parties, BBQs, lake trips, and fireworks shows.
$22.00
Description: Cletus isn’t impressed. Funny Redneck Retriever parody design featuring everyone’s favorite golden retriever.
$15.00
Description: The legendary sleepy Chihuahua from The Redneck Retriever. Featuring Chuy’s signature blue bandana and gold chain in an ultra-realistic portrait design.
$22.00
Description: A parody-inspired design featuring Chuy, the self-proclaimed Torta King. Rocking the legendary mullet, flashy shirt, and king belt buckle, Chuy is always on the hunt for a big beautiful torta. Perfect for fans of The Redneck Retriever, Chihuahua humor, and over-the-top comedy.
$22.00
Description: Straight from Paco’s viral bodycam adventures. When things get interesting, Paco has only one thing to say: “Hold My Taco.” Perfect for fans of The Redneck Retriever and anyone who appreciates a good laugh.
$22.00